Sunday, August 21, 2011

How to bribe Indian politicians?

If you are a multi millionaire, and wanna become a billionaire in the emerging India market, what should you do?

Of course, bribe union cabinet ministers, state chief ministers!

How to bribe in a legal fashion?

1. Of course, you are a multi millionaire; you must be owning several companies. In this example, assume you own a cement factory.

2. You need 3000 acres mining lease--which is worth $500M--for peanuts from the Indian government, or you wanna secure $500M worth of real estate in a metropolitan city like Hyderabad. Pay a 'pimp' to get an appointment with a cabinet minister or chief minister.

3. Offer the minister that you gonna provide $250M UNSECURED loan to build a cement factory that will be owned by his son or grand daughter, etc.

There you go!

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